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Thrills and Frills in YaoiLand
Velvet and Lace and all that Sin...
Created on 2003-12-04 09:57:21 (#1507197), last updated 2009-11-23
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Basic Info| Name: | "Gadzooks!" Ejaculated Sir Andrew... |
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| Birthdate: | 1972-06-19 |
| Location: | Glastonbury, United Kingdom |
| Website: | My Smut Shelves at LIBRARYTHING... |
BioA BIOGRAPHY OF A SELF PROCLAIMED FAG HAG:
Lamasu life-long dream was to be a trash novelist. She has been writing trash since she finally figured how to read and write (which took some time) and she still does so with relish, lack of shame and an astounding capacity for bad grammar and spelling mistakes that can make a five year old cringe in pain. Her Beta Readers believe that the day she learns the difference between WERE and WHERE the four riders of the apocalypse would come riding in!
Lamasu loves gay people. This is a mystery to herself and to many people around her since she is mostly heterosexual. Lamasu lives in a house with her two sons her husband (who is a Vulcan Mathematician... with beautiful buttocks) and thousands of book many of which include naughty gay men behaving rather badly.
Unsurprisingly those lusty men invaded her own writing where their behavior goes downhill from novel to novel.
Lamasu is unpublished. This is because she thinks publishers have big teeth they can use to bite stuff like her head... which she is very fond of (her head not the publishers with the teeth). She is currently toying with the idea of self publishing and a selected group of well trained spelling Nazis and grammar monkeys are being exploited over two of her novels over at![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
temple_tree.
Lamasu has a bad allergy to verbal flatulence. She has been known to nuke people who speak out of their arses from orbit. This led to her getting the sack from many jobs which she is proud of almost as much as she is proud of getting the boot out of the Israeli Army for being "Unsuitable to the System".
She has a degree in "how to be an unemployed waste of space" AKA - BA in the archaeology and languages of the ancient near east. This led her to be a Belly Dancer by ways of desperation, hunger and love of sparkly things.
These days she lives in Glastonbury where she fits in quite well. Content to raise her children, play the flute and read anything trashy - especially if it has gay pirates in it.
Friend her and she will be glad to friend you - BUT DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Friendly warning:
HERE THERE BE YAOI
Some call it HOMOEROTICA FOR WOMEN!
Some call it GAY PORN FOR FAG HAGS!
I call it LURV!!! ^_^
Lamasu life-long dream was to be a trash novelist. She has been writing trash since she finally figured how to read and write (which took some time) and she still does so with relish, lack of shame and an astounding capacity for bad grammar and spelling mistakes that can make a five year old cringe in pain. Her Beta Readers believe that the day she learns the difference between WERE and WHERE the four riders of the apocalypse would come riding in!
Lamasu loves gay people. This is a mystery to herself and to many people around her since she is mostly heterosexual. Lamasu lives in a house with her two sons her husband (who is a Vulcan Mathematician... with beautiful buttocks) and thousands of book many of which include naughty gay men behaving rather badly.
Unsurprisingly those lusty men invaded her own writing where their behavior goes downhill from novel to novel.
Lamasu is unpublished. This is because she thinks publishers have big teeth they can use to bite stuff like her head... which she is very fond of (her head not the publishers with the teeth). She is currently toying with the idea of self publishing and a selected group of well trained spelling Nazis and grammar monkeys are being exploited over two of her novels over at
temple_tree.Lamasu has a bad allergy to verbal flatulence. She has been known to nuke people who speak out of their arses from orbit. This led to her getting the sack from many jobs which she is proud of almost as much as she is proud of getting the boot out of the Israeli Army for being "Unsuitable to the System".
She has a degree in "how to be an unemployed waste of space" AKA - BA in the archaeology and languages of the ancient near east. This led her to be a Belly Dancer by ways of desperation, hunger and love of sparkly things.
These days she lives in Glastonbury where she fits in quite well. Content to raise her children, play the flute and read anything trashy - especially if it has gay pirates in it.
Friend her and she will be glad to friend you - BUT DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Friendly warning:
HERE THERE BE YAOI
Some call it HOMOEROTICA FOR WOMEN!
Some call it GAY PORN FOR FAG HAGS!
I call it LURV!!! ^_^
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