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S.A.D Lamasu -__-...

January 8th, 2009 (12:32 pm)
bored

current mood: bored

Seriously getting me this year attack of the S.A.D. I am constantly fighting against hibernation. Full spectrum lighting and fish oil helps but only a little. I have to make lists of things to do in order to actually DO the simplest things like... "clean toilet AND SINK ...don't forget the bath... put toilet role in role holder... empty bin AND DON'T FORGET TO PUT NEW BIN LINER IN!!!" I have to prepare absolutely everything for the morning the night before, clothes all in a pile including my own, two lunchboxes in the fridge, all the different book bags, P.E. Bags... you name it. If I leave it for the morning I just stand there, staring at nothing, trying to remember what I need to do...

I don't feel depressed in the least bit. I still feel compelled to wash and brush my teeth and play and read. I am just falling asleep everywhere, my concentration is non existent and I want to eat sweets and bread all the time...

Not worried either. It stands to reason it would be harsher this year because there was hardly any sunshine this summer. And I know, come spring - this will drop off suddenly leaving me in a rather pleasant euphoria for a couple of days... it is like taking ecstasy for FREE without the risk of dehydration nor a slump the day after - WOO HOO! XD.

So in a bid to stay awake - I am behaving out of character and doing a MEME *shock horror*... I might use this phenomenal waste of time method to keep myself occupied in the days to come instead of falling asleep in the arm chair and waking up with an aching neck ... blech ¬_¬.

Nabbed this from [info]katjak

01. My uncle once: Told me I am the ultimate Jew because I deny my own Judaism (actually I totally DON'T deny it ... but if I did...how can you win this argument "OK - I AM JEWISH" "HAHAH- you see? I win!!!" ¬_¬).

02. Never in my life: Have I taken LSD... despite being offered. I can hallucinate without it ... kthx ^^;;.

03. When I was five: I slept in a children house for the first time ... there was a storm which started the air raid alarm and the other children ran out of the house into the rain and we where all wet and got told off by the night watcher for wondering around the kibbutz in pajamas and slippers XD.

04. High school was: CRAP! Lets never talk about that hell of a boarding school again!

05. I will never forget: How the Vulcan Mathematician showed up on my door step two days after we started going out with a tooth brush in one hand, a pillow under the other and announced he is moving in with me ^_^.

06. Once I met: A guy at a bus stop in Natania who told me I should work as a dominatrix because I look like I enjoy whipping people @_@.

07. There's this girl I know: Who I don't get along with in the least bit but I think she makes a wonderful mother... and that is one of the best complement I can give to a woman XD.

08. Once at a bar: I kicked a bloke in the bollocks because he told me my breasts are like satsumas and asked to fondle them XD.

09. By noon: I usually have three cups of coffee or tea ^^;;.

10. Last night: I slept between my two sons on my bed and despite them both rolling over me I slept really well ... odd...

11. If only I had: a PSP I would totally be wasting my time playing CRISIS CORE all day even though it doesn't have Rufus Shinra in it... (There - I mentioned Rufus Shinra - my day is PERFECT!).

12. Next time I go to church: I promise I won't make jokes about Jesus </ lie> .

13. What worries me most: My children's health... even when they are healthy... I am THAT KIND OF MUM ;_;.

14. When I turn my head left I see: A pile of Books bout various aspects of Judaism which are too big for my shelves so they are holding the living room door open.

15 When I turn my head right I see: A mountain of toy cars and plastic dinosaurs.

16. You know I'm telling the truth when: you don't. If I choose to lie - I would do it really well... but I hardly ever choose to, especially if you are are a real life friend... so you are mostly safe!

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: POWER SUITS :D:D:D

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I'd be: Shylock... with a MACHINE GUN!!! "GIMME A POUND OF FLESH MOTHERFUCKER OR I BLOW YOUR BRAINS INTO THE NEXT CANAL!!!" (Merchant of Venice... the Quentin Tarantino version!).

19. If I ever go back to school: I wouldn't ... I would go back to university tough to do a masters and study yet another useless ancient language and be even MORE unemployable than ever - MUWAHAHAHAH >_<;;.

Righto... this day would have been a complete waste of time if not for a full hour on the phone with Kara talking about Computer games and other things geeks do so they can go on living ^_^.

I also managed to do the payroll recieved some money from the tax man... which would have been lovely if later on today I didn't have to give A LOT MORE BACK!!! :O.

I am also plotting a way to torch the fuck out of SAGE... because whoever wrote that program is obviously a lost descendant of the Spanish Inquisition who designed this software to make me loos the will to live *sobs* ;_;.

Comments

Posted by: C.L.Holland ([info]xanthalanari)
Posted at: January 8th, 2009 02:39 pm (UTC)

As someone else who uses SAGE all I can say is, I sympathise. And HAHA! :D

Posted by: "Gadzooks!" Ejaculated Sir Andrew... ([info]zehavit_lamasu)
Posted at: January 8th, 2009 04:02 pm (UTC)

Well... payroll is the least painful of the tasks you have to fight over with SAGE ... it isn't until the horrid task of submitting accounts looms that I start having nightmares ;_;.

I have this theory that they fucked up the software so you can't actually do the accounts on time and then you have to pay the fine and this is how HMRC make their money really XD.

Posted by: is a ButterflyFomori ([info]mightymaeve)
Posted at: January 15th, 2009 05:07 am (UTC)

Oh my! I love your icon! *nobody gets it when I say it IRL. . .*

Posted by: C.L.Holland ([info]xanthalanari)
Posted at: January 22nd, 2009 03:30 pm (UTC)

A belated thanks! I seem to have missed the email notification on this one. :)

Posted by: OctaneGlow ([info]octaneglow)
Posted at: January 8th, 2009 04:05 pm (UTC)

As an ex-user of SAGE for payroll and accounting purposes, I feel your pain and would like to add "BLEAAAARGH!" as my feelings on the subject ^^;

Posted by: "Gadzooks!" Ejaculated Sir Andrew... ([info]zehavit_lamasu)
Posted at: January 8th, 2009 04:32 pm (UTC)

BLEAAARGH! indeed XD.

The good thing about payroll is that after I finish thumping the computer with my head (ouch!;_;) I have my pay in the bank... this cheers me up especially since I overspent last month on computer games (sooooo totally worth it though XD).

Edited at 2009-01-08 04:33 pm (UTC)

Posted by: is a ButterflyFomori ([info]mightymaeve)
Posted at: January 15th, 2009 05:12 am (UTC)
Data: WTF?

". . .my concentration is non existent and I want to eat sweets and bread all the time..."

That'd be me right now. Except I go beyond wanting into binging! And it isn't S.A.D. related, it's hormonal and psyche related!

So I shall imitate you and do a meme, even though I can't really ever grasp what 'meme' means in any sort of comprehensive, repeatable i-can-explain-this-concept-competently-and-clearly-to-another way. . .

My fav's of yours are 'once I met' (OMG! That rivals the guy that assaulted you while you read in your dyke outfit), 'I will never forget' (He's a wacky as you are!) and 'if I ever go back to school' (Yeah for fascinating knowledge that fills us with passion and no employable skills!) Says sumthin about the world, don't it?

K. OFf to do my meme!

Posted by: is a ButterflyFomori ([info]mightymaeve)
Posted at: January 15th, 2009 05:34 am (UTC)
I wish I could be Sen (UGH)

Tell me, how does one 'look like they enjoy whipping people?' LOL! The comments you inspire!

Posted by: "Gadzooks!" Ejaculated Sir Andrew... ([info]zehavit_lamasu)
Posted at: January 15th, 2009 08:15 am (UTC)

It probably had something to do with the way I was standing, hands oh hips and foot tapping... of course at the time I wasn't really concerned with whipping people and more concerned with the fact that a friend of mine was on a buss that was late and buses are ALWAYS late in Israel... so I was frustrated and annoyed and not in a mood to go spanking random dudes in the middle of the street XD.

And bear in mind that THAT stance is quite common for an Israeli. We are very impatient, very rude and very vocal ... so there where at least THREE other young ladies standing in exactly the same way... so I am not sure wether he considered me specifically to have dominatrix tendencies or ALL WOMEN IN ISRAEL to be working at some S&M club @_@;;...

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