MY MUM WOULD APPROVE!!!

^^;;.

OK... so I know there was not much of my real life in detail on this LJ. That is because I moved it all to Facebook where I can rant in short bursts about the WOE and SQUEE of my daily happenings. They mostly involve major decisions such as "shall I partake in English Muffins or French Croissants for breakfast" and "Why can't my latest Takarazuka acquisition arrive before I even ordered them" ... so... actually ... you are not missing much.

In order to explain how much my routine ANGST doesn't cut much muster in the world of true hardship. Now that our totally annoying yet thoroughly treatable medical conditions have somewhat been pushed away with the firm aid of our friend Pen V, I am oh-so-Englishly concerned about the weather.

Namely the fact that not only did my vintage Victorian coat got drenched in the rain but also that my matching umbrella got blown inside out three times in the wind... leaving me in my Victorian vintage drenched ... and then broke.

I planted it in the garden where many an umbrella corpses have found their rest.

So you see - I have no angst in my life and that in itself not only make my life rather dull but also make it difficult to maintain a convincing level of BISH!

;_;

And I decided to bemoan my lack of BISH with some real BISH. With REAL angst. Also this would help to demonstrate why despite being an un-ashamed pirate and sharer of pirate loot, I do indeed spend every penny I have on original Takarazuka DVDs.

See here? They are shiny. And I like my angst shiny. And when we deal with shiny angst (and indeed the woes of wet vintage coats and umbrella plants) none is better to express this than Asami Hikaru.

Because lets face it - the woman pouts when she smiles FFS - so much BISH in one woman and now they went and put her in a silver wig! HOW ON EARTH AM I SUPPOSE TO CONCENTRATE ABOUT ANYTHING - I ASK YOU???

So here it is - in simple Japanese so you can all understand:

OY! ANGST!



OY VEY! ANGST!



OY VEY ZMIR! ANGST!



Yes... I love angst... when it is shiny ... and is embodied with gorgeous things who are not ME! So bottom line - we are doing fine. We are wet. I ran out of muffins. My coat is wet and I have to go back in the rain ...

Oy ^^;;.

Little did Rogers and Hammerstein know that the one thing missing from their classic Cowboy musical extravaganza OKLAHOMA was... a bunch of beautiful cross dressing ladies doing a PIMP DANCE!



OMIGODDESS!!!

I thought I hated this musical until I watched the Takarazuka version! Sorry... but I have NEVER been so happy for not listening to scathing reviews. I LOVED IT! *hearts it with hearts and heartiness of LURV!*

Against all the other opinions - I thought it was gorgeous to see Tom doing something light hearted like Curly and sadly... I thought Kiriyan faded as Jud... it is a good thing she shone in the revue part as short as it was.

AND THE PIMPING! *flail* I LOVED THE PIMPING! :D:D:D

So worth the the price of the DVD! :D:D:D

Taka-Crack - it makes the world a better place!

ZE END! <3<3<3

And ... aaaah... we are doing better... although going to the loo is seriously a penicillin intensive experience... I ... I know you all wanted to know that so... aaahhh... I ... I will get me coat now ... ^^;;.

We are getting better. Penicillin is a darling... although we were apparently under-prescribed and given a longer course when I called to voice my concern about Raphael spitting most of his medicine.

I have TONS of mails to answer and am going to be rude and not respond to all the comments nor read the backlog of f-list entries.

Just... really... really tired.

Swine flu followed by vomiting bug followed by scarlet fever... I ... really... had enough of this winter now KTHX -__-.

Can't talk. Scarlet Fever. BBL!

SO MUCH MORE FUCKING AWFUL THAN OINK-FLU!!!

Nothing, but NOTHING makes me feel like I want someone to shoot me in the head the way vomiting does. IT ROBS ME OF THE WILL TO LIVE!!! Thankyou!

After my joy of managing to put a bit of weight on it is back to size anorexic in the space of 2 days. The children got over it a bit faster although they are still generally scared of food. I, on the other hand, took it worse, mostly because throwing up make me panic and panicking make me throw up - Vicious circle of DOOM!

I managed to keep down a toast today - I guess I should be grateful. I need to air the house before my mum arrives because it smells of puke like WOAH.

And now, as I still feel shaky ... probably from lack of food since Winter Vomiting isn't a bug that stays around long (thanks heavens)... I am going to flake out on the sofa and see if I can digest a yaoi novel...

BLAH! ;_;

I challenged myself to reduce the immediate TO READ pile to ten books or less... as you can see I succeeded with flying insanity... that is if by 10 you mean 14... IT IS THE NEW MATHEMATICS!!! In years to come I shall be hailed as the woman who revolutionised science (with the cunning use of the element of STUPID! ^^;;).



Two re-reads included. Guess which? Answers on a postcards! Virtual Bishie Cookie for the winner. people who spoke to me recently are excluded from the competition ... but can have a Virtual Bishie Cookie anyway :D:D:D.

And yes...it is a bit eclectic... and by eclectic I mean - messy ... like my brain at the moment.

The concise contents of Lamasu's messy head expressed with literch00r!

Because I buy overpriced second hand DVDs of Broadway shows I absolutely HATE in the ardent belief that TAKARAZUKA WILL MAKE IT BETTER!!!

... even though I heard nothing but bad things about Tarazuka OKLAHOMA from EVERYONE!



I heard the acting was stilted, that the singing went to pot, that it was just too cheesy (so... ok... with me that one is a GOOD thing :D:D:D) and that Todoroki Yu just lost it...

She may lose it as much as she want as far as I am concerned - All I need is to look at her in profile and NOTHING IN THE WORLD MATTERS ... EVER!!!! *loves*.

And it went cheap as far as Taka-DVDs goes (£40 ... believe it or not is almost half of what I usually pay for the average Taka DVD XD).

And I would have bought it JUST for the postcard that came with it... honest gov' ... I don't REALLY have a thing for Tom with low-slung belt... not me... ^^;;



My name is Lamasu and I am a Takaholic!

;_;

Lamasu: Weren't you reading THE LIES OF LOCK LAMORA a couiple of days ago?
Sivan: Yes! I stopped at a particular thrilling part.
Lamasu: Why did you stop then?
Sivan: I discovered your shelf of BL novels.
Lamasu:Hahah! The awesome power of Gay Porn! ^^;;.
Sivan: indeed - Porn has a lot more... more...
Lamasu:?
Sivan: *flails* SEX APPEAL! :D:D:D
Lamasu: ¬_¬.

And she was like that from the age of 12 - I know because I shared a room with the woman in boarding school ... she made me recite all the porn she was reading... MADE ME!!!

Ahem... yeah... ah ... oooh look a... a... THING!... RIGHT THERE BEHIND YOU!!! *hides under sofa*

;_;.

Stormy like WOAH! Carnival tomorrow and apparently it is just going to get worse. It passes just outside our window so I predict we will be upstairs with the Takarazuka, BJDs, Absinthe AND LOTS OF GAY PORN :D:D:D

Woo Hoo!

http://www.k-seven.co.jp/blog_maikaze/

That is Maikaze Rira... MAA-CHAN!!!

IN GLASTONBURY!!!

@_@

SCORE!

I have stealth Takarasienne visiting my town XD.

(you have to scroll down to 12th of October... there are also pictures from the 6ths ... HAHAH! She clearly liked the Glastonbury Tor ^^).

I actually wanted to see something else apart from Lucifer with her... THIS IS A SIGN!

*buys Silver wolf/ Wonderland*

AWESOME :D:D:D