SO MUCH MORE FUCKING AWFUL THAN OINK-FLU!!!

Nothing, but NOTHING makes me feel like I want someone to shoot me in the head the way vomiting does. IT ROBS ME OF THE WILL TO LIVE!!! Thankyou!

After my joy of managing to put a bit of weight on it is back to size anorexic in the space of 2 days. The children got over it a bit faster although they are still generally scared of food. I, on the other hand, took it worse, mostly because throwing up make me panic and panicking make me throw up - Vicious circle of DOOM!

I managed to keep down a toast today - I guess I should be grateful. I need to air the house before my mum arrives because it smells of puke like WOAH.

And now, as I still feel shaky ... probably from lack of food since Winter Vomiting isn't a bug that stays around long (thanks heavens)... I am going to flake out on the sofa and see if I can digest a yaoi novel...

BLAH! ;_;

I challenged myself to reduce the immediate TO READ pile to ten books or less... as you can see I succeeded with flying insanity... that is if by 10 you mean 14... IT IS THE NEW MATHEMATICS!!! In years to come I shall be hailed as the woman who revolutionised science (with the cunning use of the element of STUPID! ^^;;).



Two re-reads included. Guess which? Answers on a postcards! Virtual Bishie Cookie for the winner. people who spoke to me recently are excluded from the competition ... but can have a Virtual Bishie Cookie anyway :D:D:D.

And yes...it is a bit eclectic... and by eclectic I mean - messy ... like my brain at the moment.

The concise contents of Lamasu's messy head expressed with literch00r!

Because I buy overpriced second hand DVDs of Broadway shows I absolutely HATE in the ardent belief that TAKARAZUKA WILL MAKE IT BETTER!!!

... even though I heard nothing but bad things about Tarazuka OKLAHOMA from EVERYONE!



I heard the acting was stilted, that the singing went to pot, that it was just too cheesy (so... ok... with me that one is a GOOD thing :D:D:D) and that Todoroki Yu just lost it...

She may lose it as much as she want as far as I am concerned - All I need is to look at her in profile and NOTHING IN THE WORLD MATTERS ... EVER!!!! *loves*.

And it went cheap as far as Taka-DVDs goes (£40 ... believe it or not is almost half of what I usually pay for the average Taka DVD XD).

And I would have bought it JUST for the postcard that came with it... honest gov' ... I don't REALLY have a thing for Tom with low-slung belt... not me... ^^;;



My name is Lamasu and I am a Takaholic!

;_;

Lamasu: Weren't you reading THE LIES OF LOCK LAMORA a couiple of days ago?
Sivan: Yes! I stopped at a particular thrilling part.
Lamasu: Why did you stop then?
Sivan: I discovered your shelf of BL novels.
Lamasu:Hahah! The awesome power of Gay Porn! ^^;;.
Sivan: indeed - Porn has a lot more... more...
Lamasu:?
Sivan: *flails* SEX APPEAL! :D:D:D
Lamasu: ¬_¬.

And she was like that from the age of 12 - I know because I shared a room with the woman in boarding school ... she made me recite all the porn she was reading... MADE ME!!!

Ahem... yeah... ah ... oooh look a... a... THING!... RIGHT THERE BEHIND YOU!!! *hides under sofa*

;_;.

Stormy like WOAH! Carnival tomorrow and apparently it is just going to get worse. It passes just outside our window so I predict we will be upstairs with the Takarazuka, BJDs, Absinthe AND LOTS OF GAY PORN :D:D:D

Woo Hoo!

http://www.k-seven.co.jp/blog_maikaze/

That is Maikaze Rira... MAA-CHAN!!!

IN GLASTONBURY!!!

@_@

SCORE!

I have stealth Takarasienne visiting my town XD.

(you have to scroll down to 12th of October... there are also pictures from the 6ths ... HAHAH! She clearly liked the Glastonbury Tor ^^).

I actually wanted to see something else apart from Lucifer with her... THIS IS A SIGN!

*buys Silver wolf/ Wonderland*

AWESOME :D:D:D

And after I was told I will have to wait for ages - He arrived in the nick of time. I didn't even have time to prepare his Rabbi attire so he is borrowing some of Solomon Clothes...




( DOLL! )

Welcome home Abraham Rottenstein... I'll make a Rabbi out of you soon ^_^.

With a map in hand, a boy on shoulders, giving a lecture about the fall of Communism to another boy...

YUP!

It sums him out pretty neatly ^_^

And as infuriating as the Vulcan Mathematician is - this also captures the essence of why I love him so much :D:D:D.

Back at home guys. It was a gorgeous trip in three amazing cities I promise I will visit again. and now Sivan is here for three weeks *dances* ^_^.

Tons of mail and comments to answer - will do it in due time ...

Now to watch Takarazuka because I didn't for a full week and I am suffering from serious withdrawal symptoms XD.

Just as gorgeous as the last time ^_^

THIS TIME THOUGH....

I found the Golem :D:D:D




Which sadly shrank in the wash ... you'd think laundrettes in this city would know not to wash golems with whites... feh ¬_¬.

And then the chibi Golem and I went to say hi to Rabbi Loew :D:D:D




And then the children went to have a little climb on Kafka... who was weird... because he is Kafka and he CAN!



And now we are in Berlin where the only thing we really achieved this evening was getting lost and finding ourselves at the rather abandoned holocaust memorial... which is a rather bleak and eerie place especially after dark @_@.

But now we have sausages and beer in REALLY BIG JUGS because when you are a tourist you have to cover all stereotypes and cliches.

Tomorrow I storm the Pergamon and molest the Ishtar gates - woo hoo! but now... BED! *snores* ^_^.

One of the greatest tourist regrets of my life is that when I was in Bavaria ten years ago - I felt too self concious to buy one of those tacky souvenir cups with Ludwig II.

So today as I was wondering fan-girlishly around every Hapsburg related site I could cram into one day I did NOT repeat that mistake!




KITSCH!

It makes Golden-Veg soup taste better! :D:D:D

And the London eye might be bigger than Prater's Ferris wheel... however:

"Don't be melodramatic. Look down there. Tell me. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare?"

When you can quote something as fucking awesome as that standing in one of its carts... then and ONLY THEN can you say it is equally cool!!!

Lamasu... Hapsburged out XD.

Does anyone know how long it takes a parcel from LUTS to arrive in the UK.

They shipped the doll today which is much faster than I expected and I believe it means it will arrive when I am away. I don't know WHO they use to ship things but I am hoping it is Royal Mail because they keep hold of a parcel for two weeks as opposed to other delivery companies who hold on for one week only.

In an ironic way - I was hoping it would take them longer to ship my order. As it is - I need to know how stressed I need to be whilst on a trip to mainland Europe.

*sobs*

;_;